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Happy Diwali Whatsapp Status and Text Messages 2016

First of wishing all of you a very happy diwali to you and everyone. More diwali whatspp status and text messages has been added today which are in english and hindi languages. Also lot of funny text messages for diwali 2016 which can be used to send best friends. Enjoy this diwali with this awesome and funny diwali text whatsapp status messages 2016.

Presenting all new and latest Happy Diwali Whatsapp status and Facebook Status for Diwali 2016. Deepavali is the festival of lights and it is the India’s biggest Hindu occasion celebrated with all our relatives, friends, loved ones and family members. So you people are searching for some of the best short happy Diwali 2016 status for Whatsapp and Facebook, we have compiled the best ever collection which are new latest and famous status for Facebook and Whatsapp for Diwali 2016. Also check out our happy Diwali funny Whatsapp status and also funny Facebook status for Diwali. Few days are remaining for the biggest festival celebration, so start wishing loved ones with our best collection on happy Diwali Whatsapp Status, Happy Diwali Whatsapp quotes messages, Greetings. Along with funny and short status to upload on Whatsapp. Now its new trend to wish our loved ones and family members who are far from their home through Facebook, so we have also gathered some of the best Happy Diwali Facebook Status, Diwali Facebook Greetings, quotes which are funny, sweet, short and cute. Stop searching her and there for best status this deepavali and start looking here for best funny Diwali status for Whatsapp and Facebook.

Diwali Whatsapp Status and Text Messages



Happy Diwali 2016 Whatsapp Status and Text Messages in English

  • This Deepavali, I’m UN-Available!
  • The festival of lights, joy, happiness and blessing is just around the corner, Wishing each one of you “A Very Happy Diwali”
  • May Goddess Laxmi shower health, wealth and prosperity In everyone’s life. Have a bombastic Diwali!
  • Om Bhur Bhuwas Swaha Tatsavitoor Vareniyam Bhargo Devas Yadhimahi Dhiyo Yo Nah Pracho Daya Wishing a joyful & Prosperous New Year Happy Diwali!
  • With a hope that you attain success and bliss with every light that is lit on the day of DIWALI –Happy Diwali
  • Lets fill our home with prayers and lights not with fumes and crackers – Happy Green and Safe Diwali
  • Instead of brusting a pataka, date a pataka & celebrate an eco-friendly Diwali
  • Masti ki night with candle night.
  • Grants 450 crores to MARS mission Burns 600 crores on diwali crackers “INDIA” Happy Diwali Mitroon!!!
  • Shubh Deepavali! Aap sabko Deepawali ki hardhik Shubhkamnaye!
  • Burn all bad times and enter into good times with this Diwali Wishing Happy Diwali 2016!
  • D-Diya, I-Ishwar, W-Worship, A-Auspicious, L-Light, I-Indian.
  • Sweet smell of Mithai, Bright colours of Rangoli, Diwali is here! Firecrackers are heard! Diyas are lit! Presents are exchange! We all pray to God! !!DIWALI IS HERE!!

Diwali Funny Whatsapp Status and Text Messages

  • Celebrate NOISE free DIWALI! Send your WIFES to their parents’ home… Have a Peaceful Diwali! Dedicated to all married men’s!
  • Baccha: mom, hum is saal saare PHATAKE issi shop se lege… Mom: Beta yeh dukan nai GIRLS HOSTEL hai… Baccha: Par papa to roz kehte hai ki yaha pe ek se ek PHATAKE milte hai.
  • Boy to girl : I enjoyed lighting up Diya yesterday!!! Girl to boy: Who the hell Is diya??!!!
  • Socha tha ki, har MOD pe yaad Karenge aapko… Saala SADAK hi sidhi nikli… Kooi MOD hi nahi aaya…
  • This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD, Debit Card etc. Avoid last day rush. Send now!

Whatsapp Status and Text Messages for Diwali/Happy Deepavali 2016 in Hindi

  • Candle nhi to kya hum dil se deep jalayenge..happy deepawali..
  • Browser history deleted! Chat history deleted! Gallery and videos deleted! Lo ho gai hamari SAAF-SAFAAI is Diwali! Happy Diwali!!!
  • Deepavali ki light Kare sab Mann ko delight… Pakado masti ki flight aur Dhoom machao all night!!! Happy Diwali!!!
  • Is Diwali se agli diwali tak aapko Gharwali, Baharwali, Sabjiwali, Padoswali, Kaamwali, Doodhwali, Phullwali, Sabka pyaar mile…Happy Deepavali To all My Kamiye Friends!
  • अगर पटाखा और फुलझड़ी! ये दो शब्द सुनकर आपके दिमाग में पहली इमेज दीपावली की आती है तो सच में… आप एक अच्छे इंसान है!
  • भगवान का दिया हुआ सब कुछ है…दौलत है ?, शोहरत है? , ईज्जत है, पर दीपावली का बोनस नहीं है…
  • Amitabh – Mere Paas Rocket Hai, Shurli Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Anaar Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Shashi Kapoor – Mere Paas MAA…Chis Hai!
  • Dosto se har lamhe me diwali hai, Dosti ki ye dunia diwani hai, dosto ke bina jindgi bekar hai, dosto se hi to jindgi me bahar hai…

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  1. mere pyare sainiko ko aur unke parivaro ko divali ki dher sari shubhkamnaye….@happy divali@

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